It's Friday. Start digging!

Think Shawshank Redemption meets The Office on a Friday afternoon.

This ant is digging now.  Happy Friday.

Designing Truths

I ran across this video a month or so ago and am still laughing.  #SOTRUE  Enjoy!

Have a great weekend!

This ant is marching....

Funny Office Products - Monkey's Mug

So true.  Reminds me of this post.

Office Humor Coffee Mugs by maggie02
Create one-of-a-kind custom coffee cups at Zazzle.

What Not to Do at this Year's Office Holiday Party.

Yeah, that's not a bright idea. We know how painful holiday get-togethers can be, especially at the office. Our recommendations since these festivities are a must:
1. Stay away from the booze.
2. And heaven help you should you stand anywhere near the mistletoe.

What about you? Any other suggestions?

Holiday Office Party

Note:  Let it be noted that this guy gets props for the red stapler.  "Ten points for Hufflepuff!"

- the office ant out

Friday Funny

Happy Friday.  Have a great weekend.

Spoofs - Matrix And Office Space Funny Mashup

Extreme Casual Fridays

What not to wear for in the office of Fridays.  This is a post I've been wanted to post for some time now.  The idea is this...create a caption:

A.  Copy like it's hot!

  

B.  Casual my a**.

C.  Eewww

D.  Muffin Top Alum

E.  Casual Friday Fail

F.  Thank God!

Any suggestions?

Have a good weekend.

toa

Friday Funny

Happy Friday!  

Facebook Like or Dislike Office Stamp

Okay, so I saw this Facebook Like / Dislike stamp and decided I had to post about it.  Wouldn't the office be so much easier if you could use these.  Or what about email?  Let's say if you didn't care for an email someone sent, could you hit dislike or better yet, reject?  

And yes, you can actually purchase these.  Check it out here.

Happy Friday and enjoy your weekend.

Proof the IT has too much time on their hands!

Well, I never thought I see such a thing since the days of Dungeon and Dragons.  Boy was I wrong.  Take a look at what these IT enthusiasts did with old floppy drives and a love of HBO's Game of Thrones.  Thank the gods for YouTube or else we probably wouldn't have a platform for sh** like this.



 Enjoy!

Donkey Crossing Sign - a must need for any office

Download the Donkey Crossing Sign today. 

You know you want to.

Go ahead and print this crossing sign and start having some fun at work.  We’ve even taken the liberty of suggesting a few ideas of where you can place these. 

• Boss office door
• An office/cubicle of an annoying colleague
• Litter your friend’s desk
• Water cooler
• Men’s bathroom
• Office Kitchen
• Finance Department
• Human Resources
• Executive Meeting Room
• Mailroom
• Elevator (if applicable)

Oh and one more thing…try not to get caught!

Looking for the real deal?  You can purchase signs, stickers and other fun stuff here.

Ugly Christmas Sweater in the Office

This year celebrate the holidays in the most ridiculous way possible and have an Ugly Sweater Contest.  Skip the old typical, boring pot luck parties, Secret Santa gift exchange etc... and have some real fun. 

If you haven’t done so already, pull out that ugly holiday sweater your Aunt “So-And-So” gave (hopefully there won’t be too many moth holes in it) and don it for fun.

Even if you don’t have an office party to celebrate it, wear it anyway.  Trust us…you’ll be glad you did.  And if you need some inspiration, take a look at these office folks, having a merry ol’ time indeed.

Take a look at these holiday classics!  

Excellent contestant!

This one gets added points for the tie!

I have no idea if these guys work together, but they sure look like they're having fun.  The pipe is a nice touch too.

Last but not least, take a look at this one.  One glance and you can see their in the holiday spirit and having so much fun too!

Happy Holidays!

Horses in the Office

Repost - Office Prank - Horse Play

There's one in every crows!  I got a little carried away on this one. I couldn’t help myself.  Here’s one office prank: The next time someone in your office – a coworker or yournemesis perhaps – feel free to let them know with this image below.

We’ve all been known to act like a horse's ass, and now’s your chance to let that special
someone know. Suggestions for application:

* For a cubicle - Make several copies (at least 25) of an 8.5 x 11 and plastering it everywhere.  Consider it wallpaper even. I think they’ll get the picture.

* For an office - Same idea,but you’ll need at least double copies (50) plus add a poster-size of the image to the person’s office door.

* For extra credit - If you can, put it as a screen saver on your coworker’s computer and for
additional props, slip it into a business presentation at your next meeting. Now you’re talking!

Oh,and one more piece of advice….don’t get fired or you’ll be the new horse's ass!

Horse Office - Click here for another funny movie.

Since we were on the subject of horse's asses...I thought I'd post this one too!

Star Wars in the Office

Star Wars in the Office - Repost

I saw these random pictures of Star Wars figures and troops (stormtroopers in a meeting Workplace Fail), and then I got excited and pulled a few more. 

Corporate America can feel like the Death Star at times, but just look at how much fun their having.

This one should be on the office pranks docket for sure.  Thanks to John Gushue for that one. 

Well...this is one way to spend your time at work - playing with toys and office equipment. How's that for creativity.  

I want this desk.  Believe it or not, you can get it here.
  

Last but not least, I love Chad Vader by Blame Society Films.  I know its not Friday, but's it's funny as hell.  


Enjoy your day, ants!

ask the ant - office bullying

Did you know we have an in-house office ant on staff that can answer your most common office woes and complaints and put your fears to rest? Feel free to bemoan anonymously andseek solace in the solid advice coming from a seasoned creative professional of workingnearly twenty years in Corporate America. Do you have a work issue you need help with? Donot fret. Feel free and rant and by all means…ask the ant. (Original Post)

Office quagmire...

Dear office ant,

I have a coworker that constantly likes to undermine me and my work.  I’m so tired of dealing with his smart-ass behavior. For some reason, he always catches me off guard, and I feel like other employees, including my boss, are buying into some of his B.S.

Can you please help me?

Signed,

Exasperated

The office ant's repsonse...

Dear  e,

Your story is a depressing one and unfortunately a common one. Have no fear, though. Everyone must learn to deal with difficult people in their work environment. The challenge is truly to have fun while doing it. What you’re really looking for is a way to tell your coworker to shove it, without actually saying so. Am I right? Don’t answer that. I am. There’s an art to maneuvering your way through the workweek, and frankly…it’s all in the delivery.

Here are two clips I suggest you watch closely and learn. These antics may not rid yourself of your office annoyance, but when you apply these techniques, we promise you...you’ll feel a heck of a lot better.

Technique 1: Mumbler Method

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Technique # 2 - Lil Jon Method...What?

I miss Dave Chappelle.  

Chappelles Show
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Corporate Meetings - Monkey Business

Tell me you haven't had a meeting where you looked around the room and felt there wasnothing but monkeys in attendance. Some of the lame discussions that take place inconference rooms is often nothing but monkey business. And then you wonder...

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